ETHEREUM GOAT

Meet the chonkiest goat in crypto. Too lazy to stand. Too comfy to move. Just lying there with an Ethereum logo stamped on its belly like a participation trophy.

This goat doesn't do staking. It doesn't do farming. It just EXISTS. Peak blockchain efficiency.

No roadmap. No whitepaper. No utility. Just a goat that ate too much hay, fell over, and accidentally became a meme coin. That's the entire story.

Pure. Chaotic. Goat energy